Saturday 14 June 2008

Tales From My Youth 4

Hello again,

A few words tonight for Mailbox, the legendary teletext service that following transition to the internet seems to have ground to stop.

Paramount Text (P-Text)'s Mailbox was the vision of the Paramount Channel's in-house teletext production staff for a 'letters page' for the channels innovative teletext service. This was more interactive than a classical letters page, as it took messages from letters, faxes, answer-phone messages and the new medium of emails...and tried to print and reply to as many as possible. Submissions ranged from questions on programme scheduling to guitar chords, and detailed technical data about satellite receivers to surreal mental pictures.

(I was lucky to have a message printed on Mailbox in 1996.)

Mailbox exploded in popularity, with occasionally over one hundred pages of comments per night. There were some tongue in cheek campaigns, like to propel Chage and Aska's 'Castles In The Air' into the charts. Regular contributors were revered, and some even had their own sections - Odo's Sci Fi news, for example. "Ed", "24 Hours" and "48 Hours" were the teletext forerunners to the blog. P-Text even 'repeated' Park Lane, the Oracle teletext soap opera. It is possible that the first email to a teletext service in the UK was published by P-Text. The non channel related service was mirrored online from 1998 onwards (I think). 

As Paramount Comedy Channel (as it became) had less requirement to provide a teletext service, Mailbox ceased on broadcast but continued online (www.newmailbox.co.uk), when updates would be available either online or delivered in mail format.

I checked back in recently, and it hasn't been updated since last July.

Astonishing Fact #001

Hello

Through logging in tonight, I had a quick look at the blogs of note and spotted the intriguing New York Donut Report. I am astonished to learn that Birmingham has EXACTLY THE SAME NUMBER OF KRISPY KREME DONUT STORES THAN NEW YORK.

Not just New York City, but the whole state.

This is news of phenomenal importance.

Krispy Kreme doughnuts cost more than gold, oh but for a sweet hit of Americana with coffee...

The Newspaper Challenge

The other night, whilst doing some early morning research on something surely vital, I remembered an idea I had a while ago - does a newspaper's website meta tags accurately describe their readership? Sorry if you have fallen asleep at the back, but meta tags are the things a website thinks that are most likely to draw in searches. E.g, if i had a website about eggs, my meta tags would include words like, eggs, egg, chicken, or yolk. Not dogs, Elvis and India. Hope you get the idea.

Let's start with The Sun.
"The Sun, newspaper, Dear Deidre, Mystic Meg, page 3, page3, page 3 girls, UK, Britain, England, London, tabloid, online, internet, breaking, news, sport, showbiz, exclusives, scandal, gossip, competitions, prizes, promotions, celebrities, Bizarre, football, weather, big brother, celeb, celebrity, star, Barclaycard Premier League, Carling FA Cup, Dreamteam FC, F1 dream team, sun says, opinion, talkback, Ken Gibson, Premier, cartoons, crossword, Sun Fun, Jane Moore, John Sadler, Lorraine Kelly, chat, babes, superbabes, jukebox, investigations, 24 hour, reports, stars, horoscopes, ringtones, mobile, wwe, wrestling, jon gaunt, Gizmo, technology, keeley, sophie, ruth, gadgets, free games, chart, TV, listings, gardening, film, trailers, diets, fitness, music, fashion, motors, videos, royals, royal family, contact us, subscription, back issues, old, stories, news desk, sports, desk, team, bizarre, email, weekly, daily, sign up"
If I remember, the more important search terms are at the top. This is why three of the top seven have connections to liberated breasts. Interestingly, they reference "Carling FA Cup" - a competition that has never been sponsored by Carling. Pleasingly, Jon Gaunt isn't anywhere near the top and doesn't even get capital letters - unlike Jane Moore, John Sadler or Lorraine Kelly. However columnists like Jeremy Clarkson, Ally Ross (tv) or Kelvin McKenzie (former editor of The Sun) aren't there. Strangely, one of the less key search terms is 'desk'.
The next plan was to visit the Daily Express, but it doesn't have keywords.
Onto the last broadsheet national, the Daily Telegraph:
"online newspaper uk daily news sport weather arts money experts stock market personal finance oeics job vacancies car test drives breakdown services motor insurance motoring News Online honest john book late holiday deals cruise city break travel guides british expats brits abroad expatriate offers Sport NEWS Uk horse racing shopping ONLINE gift promotions business article education technology countryside Weather telegraph crossword society obituaries horoscopes Job Vacancies Oeics Money Experts Personal Finance Stock Market Business UK Daily SPORT Horse Racing Motoring Breakdown Services Car Test Drives Honest John Motor Insurance Late Holiday Deals Offers Book City Break Cruise Travel Guides Expats British Expatriate Brits Abroad Telegraph Newspaper Promotions Shopping Gift Education Countryside Article Arts Technology Crossword Society Horoscopes Obituaries MONEY EXPERTS OEICS PERSONAL FINANCE STOCK MARKET JOB VACANCIES DAILY BUSINESS TECHNOLOGY ARTICLE EDUCATION ARTS TELEGRAPH MOTORING CAR TEST DRIVES MOTOR INSURANCE BREAKDOWN SERVICES HONEST JOHN GIFT SHOPPING PROMOTIONS NEWSPAPER OBITUARIES HOROSCOPES BOOK CITY BREAK CRUISE OFFERS HOLIDAY WEATHER TRAVEL GUIDES LATE DEALS BRITS ABROAD BRITISH EXPATRIATE EXPATS HORSE RACING COUNTRYSIDE CROSSWORD SOCIETY"
Quite a chunky set for terms there. Interestingly, the 13th is OIECS, which is a quite obscure financial acronym, meaning Open-Ended Investment Companies. 'Honest John' gets a mention, as well as some nuggets about Expatriates. Curiously, the keywords shout 'daily SPORT' - which may mean this turns up in a search for the newspaper of that name before it does. Then it seems the same search terms are rekeyed for people WHO TYPE LIKE THEY ARE SHOUTING. 
The Times doesn't have Meta Tags, but the copyright on their JavaScript from WebSideStory expired in 2004.
Also without tags is the Daily Mirror.
Lastly tonight, the Daily Mail.
"Sudoku, horoscopes, political analysis, news, Don't Miss, pictures, comment, Daily Mail, Mail on Sunday newspapers, sport, Westminster, opinion"
Quite a concise 12 terms, with Sudoku seeming to be the top draw, and in second place horoscopes, and after those two, the trivial "political analysis"!
More on this some other time.

Friday 13 June 2008

Fishing For Cats

Evening,

As things like washing up or attempting a social life begin to decrease in importance, new hobbies/exercises in time-wasting spring up in their place. This is where fishing for cats comes in.

Increasing numbers of local cats visit this house when the windows are open to have a nose around. Then they see me, and then run away. I decided to try to lure in a cat to play with for a while, just to see if I could.  A couple of nights this week, I laid some tuna out in a bowl, which caused severe interest, but no actual sightings. Cats prefer fish to sweet-corn, in a shock development.

After reading up on Felis catus, and learning about how they like to stalk things, I devised a very simple 'bird on a string' toy/lure which was literally string and some newspaper. This didn't work yesterday.

Tonight, I saw a cat peeking out from behind the sofa, so I casually found out the stringy toy and let the cat fall for it. It ripped it off the string and ran away, destroying the 'bird' with vigor. I threw the string in frustration, but the cat thought that the 'bird' was still alive and went for it again. After 10 minutes of Machiavellian-orchestrated playing, I closed the windows and bagged my first cat.


Felis catus thinks 'Bugger, I've been comprehensively out thought. How to get out?' 



Felis catus resigned to being out-thought, but still protecting it's hard earned snake/lure/string, becomes Felis domesticus.

Needless to say, I let it go shortly afterwards, after giving it some milk and some friendly tickles.

Sunday 8 June 2008

Welcome To Birmingham, 4

Yet more pictures!



Here's John Bull protesting about the EU Treaty, outside the Labour Party Conference in Birmingham, earlier this year. As you can see by the sheer level of concern on his face, this is a crisis that seriously vexes the 296-year-old fictional British everyman.



More from killing an afternoon in London. I did some sightseeing of a purely anorak style, with a trip to two places in London that I tracked down by post-code alone (gasp!) E3 2NN, and W12 7RJ.  Starting with W12, here is the BBC Television Centre.



Followed by a trip to Bow, and 2 Lock Keepers Cottages, now a private residence. This seems to have been rebuilt after a supposedly devastating fire ( I don't remember the loft windows), but some very visible clues remain.


Finally, some guerilla signposting, in Marble Arch.

Welcome To ...London?


Afternoon,

Some poor quality shots from the ever unreliable K750, taken in That London, in December 2005.

As ever, descriptions below the images.

A building I will always know as the "G.P.O Tower", or "Post Office Tower", but officially now, the BT Tower. Icon of sixties London, once destroyed in 1972 in an unprovoked attack by Twinkle, a giant kitten.

Modern London, merges with Classical London. The Gherkin (Swiss Re Building), the NatWest Tower, and St. Pauls all in shot.

Here I am trying to recreate my own John Peel "Radio One, 1967"  moment, outside All Souls' Church. This is literally a stones throw away from BBC Broadcasting House....

...which is here. Note that the signs have gone, if you check back to my Something Pretentious 1 post earlier on.


I am in the middle of Tower Bridge, spanning the crack. And trying to not get stabbed.

Welcome To Birmingham, 3

It is a genuinely glorious Sunday afternoon in the great city, of Birmingham, Ingerland. So I choose to enjoy it by doing some blog updates in a room that according to my £1.99 Tesco thermometer touched 50°C at One O'Clock.

After this, I will be exposing my backside to some cycle-based abuse at the hands of the Spinning class instructor at the gym, then cheering on Poland to almost certain defeat at the hands of Germany in Euro 2008.

I seem to be averse to sunshine.

Anyhow, here are some more interesting examples of contemporary urban photography, compiled and composed by me (descriptions below pictures):



According to the camera, I took this at seven in the morning (!). This is what remained of the Victorian frontage to the old Central Television building, before the unstoppable JCB of progress pulled it down.



Central Television lasted as a separate entity for about 15 years, however it has more of a lasting reputation than other channels that have been around for a similar time (hello, Channel 5!). After the predatory purchase of Central by Carlton (who in turn were merged into oblivion by "ITV Plc.", Ha!) a process of de-Centralization took place, with these studios being sold off and the contents auctioned off for pennies. After the auction, many things were left unsold - there are reports of a slew of awards for Central being discovered in a big skip. One of the very last remnants of Central is this sign, which one day may be Tippex-ed back into existence! 


Next door to the studios is (the previously owned by ATV/Central) Alpha Tower, a dynamic and alternative approach to seventies architecture. You may see that every one of the windows has its own air vent. And isn't rectangular. And the whole building isn't a shape that is taught in primary school. Impressive, if you stand next to it and look up. Gulp.



Alternative view of Alpha Tower (side).



View of Alpha Tower from the 'other side'.



Continuing through Broad Street, to the immediate right of Central Studios, what appears at first to be an incredibly grand location for a cashpoint. Until you read the very subtle stone on the building (above), which reads:
The first municipal savings bank in Great Britain
This stone was laid on October 22nd 1932 by
The Rt. Hon. Neville Chamberlain M.P.
Chancellor of the Exchequer
First chairman of the bank by whom the idea was originally concievd and who was principally responsible for its location.
John. B. Burman Lord Mayor    John. P. Hilton. General Manager
How about that for a slice of Second World War starter nostalgic fried gold?



Moving down a bit, my contribution to the Birmingham Tourist Board photography cache. To the left, Brindleyplace and its clock tower, to the right the 'World Famous in Birmingham' International Convention Centre, at the back the National Indoor Arena [home of the original batch of Gladiators], nicely bisected by post industrial waterway. Nice. I even managed to include the mandatory 'obscured passer by'.



Currently, a symbolic electricity pylon has been erected outside the Council House. Odd. Somewhere, a village in Shropshire is without electricity for the sake of symbolism. To the right, the Council House, to the rear, the refurbished Town Hall, far distance, Alpha Tower.




I was unaware of this until I had enforced waits for trains (thanks, London Midland), but Birmingham has the largest sky in Europe. This is sunset, on Tuesday from the top of Snow Hill station [or more correctly, Livery Street Car Park].


Here is the same view, reflected in the windows of a building [illegally occupying the site of the once great Snow Hill station].

And finally, a picture I have entitled "Triumph of Nature over Man".

A quick word on the new release of Apple's Safari (3.1.1.525.17) - faster than Lewis Hamilton's relocation to Switzerland following earning some tremendous wedge (good work fella).

Enjoy the rest of the weekend!

Something A Little Pretentious 2

Hello,

here is a delightful picture of me allowing a little pretentiousness into my life, a few years ago. Fear not! I was pretending to be French.