Saturday 24 November 2007

Orange

Hello again,

I'm having a clear out. The confidential waste bins at work won't know what's hit them! The first thing to go are my lovely collection of Orange mobile phone bills that stretch all the way back to January 1999. It shows I sent my first ever text message at 22:07, 06/01/99. The first person I ever called was Jon D, in Huddersfield. I can even remember being tragically excited by the new technology, the Nokia 5110. 

So, the eight years of bills have filled my mind with nostalgia, like:
  • Orange have had an enormous amount of my money, since 1998
  • I rang my parents, four minutes into the 21st Century
  • The phone number for a great hostel in Liverpool...
  • That the only reason for getting a mobile phone was so I could call my girlfriend.



Nealy nine years and two gilfriends later, I have finally left Orange. And every call, every minute I spent connecting to people will be shredded. Hopefully the memories will remain! 

Also, this kinda exposes my hoarding instincts. Next to go: Twelve years of bank statements!

P.S. I know that this is a rubbish post, however I felt I needed to mark this stage - hoarding acceptance and finally accepting I really don't want to remember every phone call I've ever made.

Sunday 18 November 2007

Direction

Hello again,

Hopefully I'll give you some direction of where I want to go with this blog. Some features that are genuinely in development:
  • Some real photography of Birmingham
  • Better listing, including rolling lists like 'Films I bought and have yet to watch'
  • Questions answered using essays with ridiculous titles - coming soon, "How I Worked Out The Exact Moment Britpop Died, And Why (it did, not why did I work it out)"
  • Some writeups of my aincient school writing
  • Hopefully, one new logo art-thingy a month (see passport on the right)
  • More about music
  • More on my heroes (and heriones), and more rants.
Phew. All of this and more, whilst doing nothing too pretentious.

German Market - Gala Opening (Some Pictures)

Hello again,

Quick flurry of updates this evening. Firstly, whoever nicked my printout of the beer-drinking newsreaders - booo. Secondly, some picutres.


This is the first two pints, at about 4.10.


This is several hours later, wearing a borrowed hat and after developing a scary hand. Sensibly, inside in The Wellington. 

Thirdly, if anyone recorded the Central News from Thursday, I'm probably marching towards the camera holding a sausage.