Madame B - Introduction

Whatever happened to Madame B?

Madame B was devised during the busy days on the [deleted for legal reasons] project, when there were literally days to kill. Inspired / ripped off from Mystic Meg’s horoscope section in The Sun, Madame B was a slightly more ‘council’, definitely alcoholic, and had a twist of travelling fairground added for good measure.

She senses peoples’ fortunes in the more unlikely aspects of the cosmos, from the alignments of subways on Jupiter, to reading the leftover light bulbs in Dale Winton’s wardrobe. 

Her readings, always surreal, yet occasionally accurate, made compelling viewing for the gathered throng at about coffee time every morning. Unfortunately, Mme B disappeared from view in obscure circumstances, which may or may not have involved a golf ball, some elastic bands, and me moving to a more demanding job.

Now, it is time to connect hands, select ‘drive’ and channel the energies to find...Madame B.